Top 5 UFC Hairstyles That Punched Above Their Weight
In the brutal world of the UFC, where fighters trade punches, kicks, and submissions, one thing often steals the spotlight: their hair. From gravity-defying mohawks to mullets that scream “business in the front, party in the cage,” these iconic hairstyles have left a legacy as enduring as a first-round KO. Here’s our definitive ranking of the top five UFC hairstyles that have ever graced the Octagon.
5. The Conor McGregor Razor-Sharp Fade
Conor McGregor’s perfectly sculpted fade is as precise as his left hand. This high-and-tight masterpiece, often paired with a slicked-back top, screams “I’m here to collect checks and break necks.” Rumor has it, his barber uses a laser-guided trimmer to ensure every line is sharper than his trash talk. The fade’s aerodynamic design reportedly added 0.3 seconds to his knockout speed against Jose Aldo.
Honest question: Does the hair make the man, or does the man make the hair?
4. The Clay Guida Caveman Flow
Clay Guida’s wild, untamed mane looks like it was styled by a windstorm in a prehistoric jungle. This glorious mop bounces with every flying knee and somehow stays intact through five-round wars. Fans swear it’s a sentient being, absorbing punches and whispering strategy in Guida’s ear.
Scientists are still studying how it defies gravity, but one thing’s clear: this hair is the real “Carpenter” in the cage.
3. The Ronda Rousey Battle Bun
Ronda Rousey’s no-nonsense bun was the ultimate fighting hairstyle—functional, fierce, and ready to armbar your soul. Tightly wound like her judo throws, this bun stayed put through every takedown and submission. It was so iconic that opponents reportedly spent more time strategizing against the bun than Rousey herself. Fun fact:
The bun once applied for its own UFC contract but was disqualified for being “too dominant.”
2. The Sean O’Malley Rainbow Dreads
Sean O’Malley’s technicolor dreadlocks are a psychedelic knockout waiting to happen. Each vibrant strand seems to taunt opponents, saying, “You can’t hit what’s too pretty to touch.” The ever-changing hues—pink one fight, green the next—keep fans guessing and barbers unemployed. O’Malley claims the colors are chosen by his pet snake, Venom, who apparently has a black belt in style.
Is it hair or a living art installation? We may never know.
1. The Donald Cerrone Cowboy Mullet
Topping our list is the legendary mullet of Donald “Cowboy” Cerrone, a hairstyle that embodies the spirit of the Wild West and a dive bar brawl. Short on top, long in the back, this mullet says, “I’ll fight you, then line-dance on your unconscious body.” It’s rumored that Cerrone’s mullet once distracted an opponent so badly, he tapped out to a stare-down. The mullet’s power is so undeniable that it’s currently in talks to star in its own Western movie. Yee-haw, indeed.
Honorable Mention: The Bald Brigade
We’d be remiss not to mention the shiny domes of fighters like Cain Velasquez and Daniel Cormier. These glistening scalps reflect arena lights like a disco ball, blinding opponents and wowing crowds. No hair? No problem—just pure, polished dominance.
In the UFC, where every second counts, these hairstyles have proven they’re more than just aesthetics—they’re weapons, distractions, and legends in their own right. Which one’s your favorite? Let us know before the next pay-per-view, or we’ll assume you’re rooting for the mullet.
Disclaimer: No hairstyles were harmed in the writing of this article, though several egos were lightly bruised.
