Sodiq Yusuff confirms: USADA watched him poop
USADA has a scat fetish it seems like. Today on X, UFC featherweight contender Sodiq Yusuff confirmed that the anti-doping agency needed to watch him fight the barbarians at the gate today during a surprise test. Though they’re on the way out, USADA is getting their fill of critical tests to the integrity of the sport.
Usada man told me he had to watch me shit today…….what are we doing?
— Sodiq Yusuff (@Super_Sodiq) October 22, 2023
Yusuff is the second fighter to confirm USADA’s propensity to observe the cooking of a butt burrito. Two years ago, Ricky Simon confirmed that pooping in front of USADA is easier than peeing in front of them.
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This latest development comes fresh off of his fight with Edson Barboza. Unlike then, Yusuff got the win and took the Browns all the way to the Super Bowl while being observed by USADA.
This may be USADA’s number two incident with watching athletes baking brownies, but their work is never finished and will keep the sport clean as the wipe of a ghost poop.
Sodiq Yusuff was presumably successful at laying down some wolf bait and his sample will be back to doing what he does best: pinching a loaf in the privacy of his own home. USADA also confirms that Sodiq Yusuff is very hygienic and washed his hands for more than the proper 20 seconds.
After these latest bowel developments, fans are now wondering: Will Sodiq Yusuff fight the number two in the division or will the UFC miss the opportunity to take advantage of the latest developments.
Sodiq Yusuff, if you’re reading this, we’re pulling for you to rebound in your next fight! You’re a great fighter and have a huge future ahead.
If you want to read more on USADA’s scat fetish, check out the article below about Ricky Simon’s incident involving making stinky in front of USADA.
Ricky Simon Confirms Pooping In Front of USADA Is Easier Than Peeing
